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The truth about Avon

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Avon, the multi level marketing make up thing is only sort of starting here in Spain. This ad was the first time I ever heard of Avon in Spain and it cracks me up every time I see it. Why? Because it is ingeniously honest and sneaky. I’ve seen a few Irish people get suckered into selling [...]

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I hate Spain: Dubbing

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When people ask me how long have I been living in Spain the best way I can put it is… Everything is dubbed here. And there appears to be only 6 voice over artists working in the entire country of Spain. Okay, it ruins art and its goofy but the serious side of this is [...]

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I hate Spain: Spanish Television

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Spanish television is terrible. I hate Spanish television. There are 5 million Spanish unemployed right now with their brains slowing turning to mush. It’s truly appalling. Besides the twelve minute ad breaks, yes TWELVE minutes of ads, the quality of the Spanish produced television programmes is unbelievably trashy and low rent. The daytime and afternoon slots are [...]

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I was on a call with a client last week and we got talking about Minecraft. He’s like me, sort of out of touch with contemporary pop culture but familiar with the basics. He said something that sent me doodling aimlessly while we talked: “Yeah the bloke who made Minecraft must be loaded now, what’s [...]

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Why learn After Effects?

Learning Adobe After Effects has been top of my agenda for nearly a year now. And what inspired me to learn After Effects? See above! What a masterpiece of ingenuity. Of course I want to make my own short films etc but to able to make nutty things like ‘Drunken man laser Battle’ was my [...]

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24hr comic day 2006

This was banged out in 20 hours in 2006…in between a fight with my new nextdoor neighbours that sort of started the collapse of the relationship I was in! It all ended happily though, I moved to Spain and became rich while all other parties are stuck in the paper thin over priced houses in [...]

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Tell The Future – Orla

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The first of two videos I made with Irish Media production company Media Coop for Tellthefuture.eu starring George Hook and Orla Sheridan, the winner of the competition to find new ways to power the community. I produced all the graphics and animation with sound design by Media Coop.  

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Catchphrase Roy Walker Red bin red letter bug red bug bin Red man litter bin red letter bug red bug bin Loop this. For more Catchphrase based goofing, check out thevideo I made with Roy Walker and Mr Chips going  nutty.

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The new Irish Cult heroes Me and the Mayor from The Wire
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The Cult of Lego book

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The Cult of Lego by John Baichtal and Joe Meno is a new book that covers the history of Lego and the many offshoots of the medium. Packed full of photos and details I never knew about our beloved bricks. And they gave Mister Amperduke a full page shout out!   My only qualm was that they [...]

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Kid’s stuff

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I just added a new gallery to the Porftolio section for my children’s illustration work.    

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Where’s Larry? by Phil Barrett

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Phil Barrett is the best Irish comic artist in my opinion, I have followed his work for over a decade now and he continues to grow and refine his beautiful ink technique every time he draws something new. O’Brien Press have just published his new book Where’s Larry? , an insanely detailed cartoon book in the [...]

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Fake lego minifigures pt1

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Fake lego minifigures I have a farily big collection of Lego related images that I started compiling 10 years ago when I started work on my Lego themed graphic novel Mister Amperduke. These are all from Kinder Surprise eggs as far as I know. See here for more fake lego sets Check out my book [...]

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Joe Duffy soundboard

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Talk to Joe! Joe Duffy is a radio presenter from Ireland. I used to really dislike him; he mumbled and stuttered his way through his show like an amateur BUT I have to admit that after listening to him nearly every day over the past few years he really has become a decent broadcaster and not afraid [...]

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Wat Tyler vs. Catchphrase

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Thanks to a combined love of 1980′s quiz show Catchphrase, punk pioneers Wat Tyler and the arrival of my time machine video magic maker, I give you this. The song is called Rude Girl and I strongly encourage you to buy it on itunes

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Mister Amperduke Book

See above for the trailer for the Mister Amperduke Graphic Novel. Told without words through over 2,000 panels, Mister Amperduke is an epic, fast paced, and dark adventure that offers a new mode of graphic storytelling. Amperville is a miniature Lego city built by Mr. Amperduke in his basement as a hobby. The tiny Lego people [...]

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Jumblex Quest

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This is a game I made in Hype. I wanted to see if I could make a simple HTML5 game without words….and without any programming skills! It plays fine for me on iPhone, Chrome etc but not for others. See if you can make it to level two.      

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24 hr comic day 2009

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24hr comic day I chose the random title ‘Dangerous Voyagers’ for this 24hr comic day in 2009 and I surprised myself at how many nautical terms I could think of.   I think I neglected to include ‘Swab the deck’ but maybe it’s in there… I love doing the 24 hour comic day challenge, it’s [...]

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About Clamnuts

My name is Bob Byrne, I’m from Dublin, Ireland but now live in Spain. I write and draw comics. In a career that has included working as a snake handler, baker, forklift driver, designing teddy bears and toys amongst other things, making comics has always been a part of my life. It´s been over a [...]

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About Clamnuts

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POUR SCORN

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POUR SCORN…the one that got away. This was a handmade comic that I started  but never finished or released. But I told enough people about it or mentioned it in a few interviews so that I would get a few ‘What happened to Pour Scorn?’ every year. I am a dope. And that combined with the [...]

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MBLEH!

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They say nothing is created in a vacuum but MBLEH! sort of was. After eagerly lapping up Freak Brothers, OINK!, 2000AD, Archie Ninja Turtles in my early teens, I stopped reading comics for years even though I was always trying to make them. From 1996-1998 I didn’t buy a single comic, let alone go into [...]

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The Shiznit – The Free Irish Comic

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  The SHIZNIT was a free pocket sized comic that I produced and distributed in Ireland from 2005-2007. It was a crazy experience. I had previously published MBLEH! but was frustrated with the fact that there were only 4 or 5 outlets for it in Dublin and that there was no indigenous comic industry in [...]

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