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Just got sent this. It’s wrong and weird on several levels. The word ‘poo’ in an ad? I remember my high babies teacher said ‘poo’ one day and it blew my mind, I went straight home and ratted her out to my parents.

Just heard that Tommy Tiernan preformed 36 hours of his ‘comedy’ to break the world record. I’m indifferent to Irish Comedy, there are certainly a few decent talents but this Tiernan lad is awful. Awful.

Every dopey girl I know loves him. It’s like shit music and bands, you hate their fans more than the actual act. Jesus he’s woeful. I was made watch one of his DVD’s before. I believe it contained this gem, the drug Olympics, a joke that every 17 year old inevitably creates by themselves.

His set ups are awful and the pay offs are non existant. I can’t bring myself to watch another video. You’re a dope Tommy and I hope you choke on it.

Wowzers, now thats a spicy meatball. Good to know that Cliodhna can draw the comic when I get bored with it. Luke sent me in one in too which I’ll post up next week.

Your new Spazzmoid comic here. And the Micks here

Here’s nice image from the last Amperduke story. Looks like I’ll be getting a second printing this year and the new edition will have lots of goodies in it. The reason there’s a bunch of black pages at the end of the book is because the printer needed to fill a certain amount and although it looks okay, it looks shit.

I’d like to add 20 pages of content, with sketches, the new story and some woeful preliminary stuff

I used to buy the Sunday Times every week, happy to accept all the useless supplements in return for the actual newspaper and the 2 magazines. It has fallen from being good every third week to just being shit constantly. Can’t think of any of the images they used this week but they just slap in incongruous stock photos everywhere beside their increasingly Womans Own type articles.

Like if its a thing about genetic engineering they’ll put a half page picture of Eddie Murphy in the Nutty Professor. And those fucking articles, how many times can you re-hash the same pieces week after week that makes up the Business section? It drives me mad. If I was unemployed I’d just review newspapers on this blog and how ridiculous they are.

Broadsheets with tabloid content are dangerous. Like that piece of shit The Evening Heddald. I used to keep a scrap book of their wackier headlines and hypocrisies, like one week they were pissing in their pants about alco-pops going to destroy the youth of Ireland and then two months later a now defunct brand of alco pops were running a promotion on the front page. Pack of queers.

Anyway what really annoyed me about last Sunday’s paper was the cover story.A woman called Cindy Sherman who takes photos of herself dressed as older women. She got the cover and around 5 or 6 pages inside and its wank. Check out her groundbreaking clowns series . What a dope.

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Uncle Spunk Nugget is well under way. Go read it now

Declan just sent me a nice pic to commemorate the earth shattering premiere of UNCLE SPUNK NUGGET

I’ll swap you some original art if you want to draw him

The new episode of Uncle Spunk Nugget begins this Friday over on Spazzmoid. It doesn’t heat up till the week after but it really is a doozey. Uncle Spunk and Billy vs 5,000 vinegar soaked padeos under the command of Pappy Fuckshnitzel in a battle you can’t miss.

Let’s get JIZZY.

Cheers Luke.

Man there are wacky things happening in the web cam laded bedrooms of America. There was a lad who mysteriously deleted his account of DOZENS of videos the day after Luke left a link here. And it was gold.

Found this pic over the weekend. My older bro Gar dressed up in his German Army costume around 1985. It’s crazy. At what stage did they stop making them? My kids will certainly have them if possible.