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By: Bob Byrne

Bob Byrne — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 12:26:41 +0000

HA! Excellent find my dear!
Yep, everything is shit these days but I really had such high hopes about it. Come on, it’s Trans-fucking-Formers!!! How did it turn out so shit? Poncho walked out at the garden scene.

By: cliodhna

cliodhna — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 18:26:24 +0000

ok a little late in the day but i just read this strip and it pretty much summed up the whole movie for me

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=241

By: John Cav

John Cav — Sun, 29 Jul 2007 23:25:57 +0000

I hated the movie. As I said in the review of the movie on my blog: “the cinematic equivalent of being raped by a bus.”

Michael Bay is a shite director. He has no comprehension of pacing, dramatic tension, character arc or resolution. The scraps were sporadically entertaing but that is primarily down to the FX team. Not Bay.

A turd directed by a bigger turd.

By: OneForTheRoad

OneForTheRoad — Sun, 29 Jul 2007 17:24:03 +0000

when are you people going to learn that EVERY film is shit nowadays..

By: collie e

collie e — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 14:46:47 +0000

Jesus guys it wasn’t that bad, i wasn’t expecting much but really enjoyed it, Peter Cullen growling through primes lines was the bizz and every kid in the place was buzzin…. at the end of the day it is a movie for kids,
big and small.

could have been an awful lot worse.

By: jimmyv

jimmyv — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 17:35:38 +0000

Bob sez - “the script is tight”

The script’s a disaster - it’s about as tight as me Ma.

Whole movie’s a shambles - even the scene with Bumblebee pissing all over Jesus from the Big Lebowski couldn’t save it.

Trying nt to get to pissed and ranty cause in two years We’ll have Transformers 2 which can only be worse than this 3 hour shit fuck

By: face down in a ditch

face down in a ditch — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 03:12:31 +0000

ah for fuck sake..ive been dying te see the aul transormers movie and now yiz are all saying its pure poop..bollox! i got half a boner and that feelin jus before ye take a shite[ye know that good feelin ye get..not the one after when ye feel violated] when i seen the trailer.it looked fuckin whopper..everythings a fuckin letdown these days..cunts! ah well..at least there’s rambo 4 to look forward to.

By: Mickler

Mickler — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 16:19:05 +0000

We are all glossing over the fact that Bob got a wank off a kid in the cinema. Havent seen the film yet but am still dying to see it. Character design does look iffy though

By: Lorcatron

Lorcatron — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 15:40:33 +0000

For some odd reason (apart from cinema big wigs not liking England, which may be understandable) Transformers isn’t out here until the weekend, planning to see it and the simpsons on the same day.

I had a sort of geeky question (from the trailer) about mass and size, the yellow car not only transforms but seems to grow in size, so if it’s huge is there not a finite amount of mass in the car structure to begin with, it might be huge but has the strength of tinfoil? or do the extra workings come from a parallel dimension like when Hell Angel/Dark Angel pulls all the guns and stuff out of her guts in Marvel UK’s Overkill? Or is all superstrongmadeupanium (c)

will the dinobots be in the sequel?

will someone make a shitty gobots movie now?

By: frankp

frankp — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 13:55:55 +0000

I saw the trailer and thought it looked excellent… dark and scary… then I went to the film and realised it was more like Small Soldiers than War of the Worlds. I liked Small Soldiers though so I was still happy.

I was never a transformers fan, so I don’t have hang ups about being true to the original or whatever BUT I agree with Conor - when they transformed more thought should have been given to HOW they actually transform rather than just generally morphing them from one thing to another…