February 25th, 2008
Bobbykins is back!
They used to call me the Gee Master but now its The Ski Master.
Went Skiing in Austria, not as gay as I thought it would be. I had what only can be described as my first panic attack on the first day though. I was completely freaked out by the size of the mountains and felt trapped. Just the enormity of it all. It reminded me of story I read where the first space tourists make it to the moon but as soon as they get there they all just slit their throats because they’re freaked out. Wave after wave of them landing on the moon and just slitting their fat throats. That was me.
But by day three I was deadly at it so fuck you. Frank wrecked his leg a couple of weeks ago skiing and his Obi-Wan like ghost kept appearing and telling me to slow down so I did.
My inboxes are crammed with mails so bear with me. One that jumped out was Rich Smith’s tribute art to Amperduke!
I fuckin’ love it!!!! LOVE IT! Check out the wrinkly prune tits on that fine Snodule skank.Come on kids, send in your Amperduke art and I’ll post it here. Dec drew his rendition for me at the Tequila Launch which I must dig out. Plus Domen from Slovenia drew me this. Send them in, the sillier and shitter the better!
February 26th, 2008 at 6:06 pm
Bleh heh!! Love that tribute art man. I’d send you one but I couldnt even draw a straight line. I suppose thats what rulers are for.
Skiing…..great with a few mates IF everyone is at the same level of ineptness.
February 26th, 2008 at 6:10 pm
haha ,
those tits are ropey!
February 26th, 2008 at 6:17 pm
I hear you about being freaked out by wide open spaces, I’m not agorophobic or whatever but I get that wierd panic sometimes too. Skiing is gay by the way, you should go back to Gee Master.
x
February 26th, 2008 at 11:18 pm
Skiing??!! I suppose with mosneys closed we have to go further afield these days.
February 26th, 2008 at 11:42 pm
Bob, you’re pure and unadulterated 100% gay. We love you anyway though.
So when’s the next project due?
February 27th, 2008 at 12:02 am
I know. My bum hurts because I’m so gay. Really is a gay move to go skiing. Can’t back peddle on this one. But if not for all the people it would be deadly.
New projects yes PROJECTS PLURAL have already begun. Muah ha!
February 27th, 2008 at 8:35 am
I’m such a cock gobbler I live in a ski resort. In summer.
February 28th, 2008 at 1:21 am
Project Plural? Is that some sort of comic examining the effects of polygamy?
Cringeworthily shit jokes aside, what are your next planned comic projects, Bob?
February 28th, 2008 at 2:08 am
Top secret shit Kyle! One is a nutty adventure comic and the other is a serious-ish autobio waffle. I don’t know, was considering taking a break but I realised that I cant do anything else with my time because everything else sucks a camels dick
March 4th, 2008 at 6:53 am
When the fuck did Mosney’s close down? I went there on a school trip, it was brilliantly shit.
And when are the next Twisted Tales coming out, eh? I’m getting tired of Kingdom and that badly-coloured (but well-drawn) Strontium Dog strip in 2000AD…