June 14th, 2007
Contemporary Male hairstyles are GAY
Yesterday during my illicit gazing sessions when I should be working, I saw a group of lads strutting their stuff and it hit me with same future shock I get now and then when I see flat screen tellies. What the fuck is up with young men’s hairstyles?
Besides the fact they were decked out in pastel blues and baby pink,their hair just confused me and made me feel old and annoyed. If I saw them in town or in Rathgar or whatever I wouldn’t give them a second thought, but these were in Jobstown and constituted the average mindlessly roving gang that every estate has. Somebody please tell me what these hairstyles are called or give me a link to a website, I believe some of them are called ‘faux-hawks’ but I want a record of all the other shit ones.
Their hairstyles are ridiculous. This shaggy and erratic crap interrupted with highlights and tints goes beyond angering me in the sense of measuring their vanity but that these kids have been suckered. The pushing of cosmetics on to men is getting out of hand, a friend who has a 14 year old told me that the kid ‘needs’ a special shampoo, a special conditioner and 3 different waxes and gels to compose his crown. That is beyond gay! What next? Manpons? Oh yeah, and whatever happened to Clinic shampoo?
Jesus Christ, this world drives me fucking nuts.
These hair-do’s seem to be designed to just act a substrate for styling products. Nothing more. An apparatus made to consume as many products as possible and in need in of constant attention. It’s amazing how pics of men from the 1990’s look hilarious yet at the time we looked good, but these crazy hairstyles look ridiculous NOW and that says a lot.
I still don’t know how to use a search engine properly, can’t find out what this new wave of shitness is called. I think the ‘out of bed’ look era has passed and this style isn’t exactly designed to look spontaneous or casual, anybody know what it’s called? How about Faggerachi or something.
Moral: Pride in your appearance if you are a man means you like kissing willies.
June 14th, 2007 at 2:40 pm
I agree with that last statement and would like to add I have no pride in my own appearance whatsoever. What I find laughable is the gay look that common ’scummahs’ have now… This two tone hairstyle. It’s so gay it takes away from their menacing look they’re trying to achieve. If a scummah starts a fight, or even calls you a faggot cos you’ve long hair (and we all know faggots have long hair), throw your chewing gum into their 100 euro hairstyle, and let ‘em cope with that! They’ll be crying to their single, alcoholic mothers for the money to fix it.
First against the wall when the revolution comes.
June 14th, 2007 at 8:02 pm
The latest trend for knackers is to have a mullet and maybe bleached just at the back
or they try to bleach entirely but always look stupid and ratty after
June 15th, 2007 at 11:10 am
nah its not pride in appearance that means your kissing willies. a nicely cut suit will get you laid with the pune for sure! and a good hat! and maybe a tash (if done right)…ok maybe the tash might be borderline.
June 15th, 2007 at 4:08 pm
This is all because todays young man has no good role models like Clint Eastwood to look up to. In my day blah,blah…………….
June 18th, 2007 at 12:17 pm
I was passin through Dublin the other week. Was in SuperMacs and across from me there was a young girl with two fellas. The lads looked more girly than the girl. Then one of them spat on the floor. So, obviously, any auld scum are gettin these haircuts. I remember when i was a kid i’d have to beg my mum for money for comics or whatever. Now these days kids are payin people for raping their hair so it’ll look ‘cool’. They just look like rats! As well, they’re always sulking or posturing all over the place! God, they make my blood boil!
I’m sorry, what was my point again…..?
June 18th, 2007 at 3:52 pm
Waiting outside the Epicurean Food Hall for me mates, four (pseudo) scumbags crossed my path. Each one sported what can only be labelled a three-tone mullet. Each one wore spotless white trainers. Each one wore flawless white trackie pants. Each one wore a variation of a Celtic jersey. Two of them carried River Island bags. One of them, a gift bag from Peter Mark.
Spotting my (slightly) longer than average hair and three day old facial hair, one of them called me a “hippy faggot”. I exploded with laughter at the irony. It would have been worth the slaps from those immaculately manicured hands.
June 19th, 2007 at 3:10 pm
It’s funny.
5 years ago, pond-life around town would call you a faggot for wearing baby blue or pink clothes, never mind baby blue “leisure suits” and paul calf style hair.
Now it means you’re hard as nails.
Funny old game, life.
June 19th, 2007 at 3:16 pm
[...] It’s funny cos it’s true…the Dublin scummer has gone all gay. [...]
June 20th, 2007 at 8:44 am
Yep, I’m in full agreement about the supreme irony about the knackers now being the coiffed and pampered faggots. I was a metaller for years and got stick at every turn for long hair, now these lil queers get thier hair cut every week and pumped full of goo. What the fuck is up the yellow and grey striped jumpers too?
June 20th, 2007 at 11:48 am
Fuck the lads walking round like that, ive seen birds with the SAME HAIR!!
That or more locks than mount joy…….
June 20th, 2007 at 4:51 pm
where the fuck do “de boyz”get the money to maintain the hairstyles and the immaculate clothes? i here people gicking on about how these dickeaters act like scum because “its where they brought up..dont have much money..they’re just acting out against society’s inequali[INSERT FART NOISES AND SOUNDS OF PEOPLE SHITTING THEMSELVES]“.
i live in an area in dublin and its full of scum.they stand around with their big multi coloured mullet,wearing PINK cardigans with PINK rosery beads..and what the fuck is with the tracksuit bottoms tucked into their socks? is that in case they shit their bags..you look fuckin stupid!
but the one thing that really boils my blood is when they have their hands down the front of their bags..playing with their balls..IN THE FUCKING STREET..KNACKERS! i dont know if thats part of the fashion but i just want to kill them ,light their bodies up and launch them through the front window of their house..cunts
June 20th, 2007 at 9:05 pm
Knackers have always made a point of being a bit gay. I remember two lads in my school back around 1985 who we called the WhamBoys. They styled themselves on George Michael but looked a bit more Andrew Ridgeley. The thing is they were mental fuckers who’d fucking kill you for looking at them. Also let’s not forget the Paco Rabanne craze that swept through Knackeragua in the late 1980’s. Every self respecting drug dealer sported one. It was the original ‘heroin chic’.
June 22nd, 2007 at 10:21 am
little rat-people who are brought up fighting for respect by alcoholic and uncaring bigger rat-people like to band together in rat-packs and conform to what they consider their modern day kings live like.
in our era the king of all the little rat-people would be the Beckham Rat , although some say he should retire and allow the Ronaldo Rat to take the throne.
June 25th, 2007 at 11:18 pm
I have one of these “contemporary male hairstyles.” It makes me feel superior to you little faggots with a crude haircut and a bald spot sticking out.
If you don’t dress or primp yourself to the best of your abilities you’re a lazy bitch and you should get out more.
We are superior to you little conformist pricks. Don’t get your panties in a bunch just because we decide to look more appealing to the opposite gender.
June 27th, 2007 at 9:30 pm
[...] It’s funny cos it’s true…the Dublin scummer has gone all gay. In some ways it’s a flashback to the 80’s when lemon cardigans and pastel coloured jumpers were all the rage along with slip on shoes and neon towelling socks among our hooligan friends. [...]
June 28th, 2007 at 6:21 pm
so gnarfart..what exactly are we conforming to? not looking like gay hairdressers? i ve no problem with people being clean and primping themselves..thats all good,but when ye look like a faggot..ye look like a faggot! this superior feeling you were talking about..does it come from your superior haircut? have you and yer haircut cured cancer yet? this haircut sounds great and unique..it must be nothing like the GAY haircuts that three quarters of the male population of dublin have. i really like your non conformist ways..ye gick.
the point is the scum with the GAY haircuts would of stabbed ye a few years ago for lookin like that.ive had spikey/messy hair for years[no bald spots]and i was fuckin hated for it..”loorit yer man wiriz spikey haor”..”bleedin queer..lets stabem” ..fuckin morons!
June 28th, 2007 at 6:25 pm
oh yeah..im a handsome bastard,i get great lookin women and i get out plenty.so eat my shit gnarfart!
yer haircut is GAY!
bumhugs n rimkisses
June 29th, 2007 at 12:12 pm
Heh, now now lads stop being homophobic you dirty queers. Gnarfart, who’s conforming?, I get a crew cut every 3-4 months and thats that, no time wasted doing the do and I’ve no probs with the ladies, Yer ma included.ZING! Anyway man, in all seriousness, what is that haircut called? I presume it has a name.
July 9th, 2007 at 12:03 am
“# Bob Byrne Says:
June 29th, 2007 at 12:12 pm
Heh, now now lads stop being homophobic you dirty queers. Gnarfart, who’s conforming?, I get a crew cut every 3-4 months and thats that, no time wasted doing the do and I’ve no probs with the ladies, Yer ma included.ZING! Anyway man, in all seriousness, what is that haircut called? I presume it has a name.”
It’s called metro. Get your head out of your ass and GTFO away from my pants you little whore. ZING!
Anyways man, in all seriousness it’s called Metro.
July 16th, 2007 at 6:14 pm
“We are superior to you little conformist pricks.”
Lovely bit of irony there, dickhead.
July 19th, 2007 at 9:09 am
This is possibly the best talkback I’ve ever read…. high-larious. I. Fucking. HATE. those…. ‘hairstyles’.
July 21st, 2007 at 1:12 am
in all seriousness it’s not hetro..ha ha..im so clever!
July 24th, 2007 at 9:13 pm
Manpons! Cumming to a Metro store near you!!!
September 9th, 2007 at 10:21 am
to be quite frank, i think that the statement, ‘everyone man who takes pride in there appearence is gay’ is probably the most ridiculous and untrue statement i have ever heard. i have a contempary hairstyle also, and i tkae a lot of pride in the way i look. I am 100% hetra sexual and get alot of attention from women. i don’t understand how you obviously old, unattractive and age-consice people can make such jealous comments. my hair cut seems to match the discription of wat u all seem to h8, but everone my age from both sexes really like it. i thnk u shud all get over yourselves and leave the young, fashoinable male alone
October 12th, 2007 at 3:19 pm
you sound like a insecure in the closet fag. Only homophobic fags get angry about dumb shit like that. you should continue to think that lack of grooming and little or no attention to appearance makes you a man. i want to see how far that takes you in the lady department. But then again i’m pretty sure thats not a concern for you. You pay plenty of attention to the young boys of today and what they look like. To bad this article didn’t include a picture of you so that actual straight guys can becareful of your wondering eyes. Just come out already. it will make you a happier not so angry guy.
And good job on your response ASKAMAN. Finally an intelligent and confident man honored this site with his presence.
November 1st, 2007 at 10:25 pm
well i must say i find it very strange that u can determine the sexuality of myself just like that. i can assure you i am not gay and never will be i just happen to break the mould and actually care about how i look. infact i belive there are any men who share the same idea.
November 8th, 2007 at 6:51 pm
A man who takes PRIDE IN HIS APPEARANCE is gay?
It makes us feel good to be different.
We cant be the same old boring ass holes, what a crap world that would be, lighten up you sad, sad old men.
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May 15th, 2008 at 6:34 pm
harhar!
all these old men crying about hair
im guessing your all bald :O
poor guys.
get with the times or get out =]
July 9th, 2008 at 11:17 am
I just say: Shoot the cunts!!!
And what do you got against old men? I got loads of hair. It’s grey ok, but at least I don’t look like a Dickhead!!
Olav
PS. I must admit that there is a lot of homophobic comments here though. But, then again, it doesn’t apply to me. There’s nothing wrong with it though. Noooo….