December 6th, 2006
Hate List EXTRAVAGANZA
Wahey chumps! Sitting at home, drawing in my undies, living the dream. Or ‘clinging to the dream’ would probably be more suitable, packed up loads of my essentials and l am looking for a new place. I’ll be posting a gushing housing appeal soon, so make your excuses now!
This is a preview of the 7 page Hate List I’m working on. Got 5 pages drawn and coloured since Sunday which is noice. It’s a goodie. Looking at it now and I reckon I could add at least another page. There’s so much crammed in that I could have stretched it all out to 12. But all killer no filler for The Shiznit.
Got online at “home” finally, and when not checking my emails I have Shareaza downloading more flarn and audiobooks than a man could possibly ever use. I’m amazed that this pc hasn’t imploded with the amount of abuse it gets, on all day and night with around 4 graphics programmes running and various other ones for music and stuff. I have a webcam set up so I can see who walks past my front door. 3 days unemployed and I’ve already become weird.
Now that I think of it, I have been getting a bit grief from the pc, the infra-red connection for the wireless keyboard keeps cutting out. I think it needs new batteries. Man, my local shop is the worst excuse for a local shop in the world. It’s like they want to eliminate people from actually coming into the place and do all future dealings through the hatch. There’s so much empty floor space and all they sell is teabags, milk, oil and maps. Would it kill them to try Pringles and Maltana bread? I don’t think they even sell tampons which would be a good indication of their goodwill. Fuck it.
December 6th, 2006 at 5:19 pm
Aaaah now com’ on Bob………….onions??!!?!
How could you have anything against onions?
It better be good!!
December 6th, 2006 at 6:31 pm
Used to draw in my undies, myself. Rather frustratingly all my hard work usually came out in the wash.
(Jesus, that’s woeful! )
Bob, it’s time enough to get worried about your unemployed state when the highlight of your day is getting down on all fours and barking at the letterbox when postie’s delivering. It took me three years to reach that point, but I imagine it may just come that bit sooner for you.
December 6th, 2006 at 7:38 pm
What the fuck? You’ve seen onions wearing fake tan 24/7? Man whatever smoke it is you’re at, it must be friggin’ good….
Also, I’ve got something that I might be able to turn into a one-page submission for the Shiznit at some point - when are you planning to get the next one on the streets?
December 6th, 2006 at 11:27 pm
yeah all the mad things we all make our pcs do. Dell has an ad on tv now clearly aimed at gimps which states something like ‘you need a bio duo flippo twisto chip so you can do two things at once’ - me arse.
That colouring looks bleeding deadly - pure crisp. Ha ‘pure’ theres a word thats been totally coopted by the track knacks eg ‘the snow was pure white.’ and i mean real snow not charles you drug crazed fucks.
Colouring is deadly - pure deadly - all digital now fridge?
Whats with the flikr link?
December 6th, 2006 at 11:30 pm
I love onions 24/7!
December 6th, 2006 at 11:41 pm
I can’t stand “24/7″ either. Either say “all the time” or shut the fuck up. Don’t mind onions so much. Oh, orange foundation. Really, really bad that one.
December 7th, 2006 at 12:24 am
Hate onions. They serve no purpose the way they infest loads of good food. Know what I mean? People put diced onions in everything. Hate all vegetables, Stephen Hawkins is alright though. Just hate onions.
The colouring is something I’m getting better at and faster too. The Flickr thing is to save on precious bandwidth, I post so images and this site is so damn popular it was eating up space like curry to a pisshead.
I’ll put up more of the stuff tomorrow. After I stand in the nip peering at all my neighbours go to work.
Today was a good day. Got 2 pages done, done loads of writing, only had one peddle and only moped around for an hour.
I’m back listening to Liveline.