Comments on: A kid punched me in the balls yesterday

By: rafalski

rafalski — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 14:00:52 +0000

I don’t know if my comment is being held for moderation or considered spam, I’ll rephrase:
nadshot dot com for all your nad shot comic needs

By: Kyle

Kyle — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 21:09:26 +0000

Fucking knew I’d seen it mentioned on there; some really nasty variants of it too:

Posting
Extreme posting
Pressurised posting
Polling

I think my nads have inverted themselves after reading those. Although I’ll admit I burst my hole laughing at the same time…

By: Kyle

Kyle — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 16:36:47 +0000

I’ve heard tell of treeing alright Hurk, but was fortunate to never have been a victim of it. I thought it might have been on Playground Law but can’t find anything after a quick search - might be worth rooting around though (playgroundlaw.com).

By: Hurk

Hurk — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 15:41:53 +0000

Anyone know about ‘Tree Treatment’ or was it just MY junior school? Suddenly 4 kids would each grab one of your limbs then run you towards the nearest tree- knackers-first! It happened to me once but i pulled the ‘knee lock’ and after my kneecaps were all bruised up they gave in, ha!

By: Kyle

Kyle — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 07:21:34 +0000

Heh, the other half suggested that maybe the kid just really wasn’t impressed with Mister Amperduke (due to an insufficiency of pink fluffy ponies in the cast, perhaps) and this was her very eloquent way of expressing it?

By: cliodhna

cliodhna — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 04:41:18 +0000

jeez bob you don’t even need to speak anymore people just see you and get filled with rage and hate and lash out.

By: Liam

Liam — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 18:59:52 +0000

I’m backing this idea all the way to the ball sack. Do it.

By: GringoHolero

GringoHolero — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 16:20:27 +0000

Nadthology! GOLD! DO IT!

By: Kyle

Kyle — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 11:56:14 +0000

Bob, I reckon you’re onto something with the nadthology idea. Proceeds to go to testicular cancer research, a cover with a spoof of that 6 Feet Under episode where yer man was being chased down the street by a giant bollock…it’s making a worrying amount of sense. Make it happen Byrne, you’ve got the contacts.

By: uiscebot

uiscebot — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 09:26:47 +0000

The son and daughter of a matador who was killed by a bull hunted the murderous animal all over the south of spain until they found it and beat it in an ‘underground’ bullfight. Victorious they then proceeded to eat its balls right there. truth

And then theres the urban myth about some latino prossie whose father was destroyed by some bullish exec type and she ‘pleasured him’, froze his balls while he slept and then nicked em. The ol you sack my father i’ll eat your balls scenario.

Ah testicles - The most sacred of all organs, the basket, nay the sack from which groweth all living things - and it’s right there dead centre for all to kick. Intelligent design me bollix.