December 4th, 2006
The hardman and the dogs
Last Saturday, I was on the bus coming through Tallaght, a couple of stops before the Square. Staring vacantly out of moving vehicles has been a favourite of mine for years. I spotted this ‘Hardman’ about the same age as me marauding across a field, grimly clutching two crazy looking dogs.
‘oooooh! You’re so hard’ I thought to myself. What a pathetic and pitiful display of a man’s insecurities. The dogs were very excited. I felt sorry for them, disturbed fully grown dogs are a lost cause and the owner should be held accountable for not training them right. What a wanker. They suddenly stopped moving in the same direction as if to confer with each other. The Hardman faltered as they swarmed under his legs and he kept trying to walk at the same pace, it was great. Inevitably……
Beautiful. Truly beautiful. A full story told and resolved in 4 or 5 seconds. But nobody else was looking. It wouldn’t hurt him unless somebody saw it. I spotted 2 scanger girls in their 20’s directly below me who saw the whole thing and one of them pointed and laughed. The Hardman probably hung himself that night.
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December 4th, 2006 at 1:04 pm
hahaha deadly. why are you reposting rants?
you ever see your man walking around town with the beautiful dogs that he sometimes dresses up in celtic jerseys? He does be having full blown conversations with them.
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December 4th, 2006 at 1:09 pm
The old archive is gone since we changed over so I have to reload them into
Wordpress, y’knizzle?
December 4th, 2006 at 5:42 pm
Ah all the auld ones are gone?
Thats so gay its homosexual
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December 4th, 2006 at 7:21 pm
I’ll re-post all the good ones in one big lump so they’ll be put into all the new categories.
December 5th, 2006 at 7:01 pm
Reminds me of a sketch in the old Fry and Laurie show where a man has a pitbull surgically grafted onto his groin as a penis substitute.