Comments on: The Polish are eating all the Pike

By: TIAGO

TIAGO — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 23:59:27 +0000

Fuck the polish

The best blowjob that someone did to me was a polish bitch they are very good fuckers,suckers and also very dirty.
And they also are our KFC slaves

By: spirit speaker

spirit speaker — Wed, 28 May 2008 17:19:50 +0000

BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me being a very kean PIKE fisherman of all weathers….do hear by solomly swear…………………….. ANY STONE WASH JEANS OR STRANGE SOUNDING VOICES WITHT THE RAIN MACS TO GO WITH IT BEWARE. THE MOLE IS ON YOUR CASE AND MAYBE SWIMMING LESSONS MIGHT BE A GOOD IDEA FOR ALL YOU EUROPEANS BEFORE GO FISHING IN MY WATERS……………SIGNED SPIRITSPEAKER XXXXXXXXXXXXX

By: Paul

Paul — Sat, 10 May 2008 00:07:43 +0000

So how about that trout eh? Good stuff.

By: Tarantoga

Tarantoga — Wed, 07 May 2008 08:17:01 +0000

@collieennis

No, they don’t eat swans. fucker. And it didn’t happen in England in the late 80’s - they weren’t in the EU at that time. This piece of shit ye call yer brain absorbed too much tabloid bullshit.

By: rafalski

rafalski — Wed, 07 May 2008 00:08:53 +0000

Not taking your catch home is a bit hard a concept to understand for a lot of Poles. Dad goes fishing with the boys and if they come back home empty handed it’s a masculine failure on some level. No supper? Keep in mind pikes are predators, that symbolically adds to the victory if you catch one. They’re possibly tasty, but I don’t remember.
Legally, there are legal minimum dimensions for the fish you can take with you in Poland and seasonal bans on certain species. You need a license too.

The problem with us Poles is that Poles are smarter than anyone else in the universe. Ask any Pole. We always know better*. It is as irritating for me as it is for you believe me. Or even more, because I understand Polish.

A lot of Poles here are just clueless and will learn if you tell them how it works here. But there are a few of my compatriots who are inconsiderate feckers and will not adjust to the rules when they go visit a nice place, ie. they will eat the fish they catch in countries where you only eat the fish you buy. They just know better: caught fish is to be eaten.

But there is hope. Lots of Poles moved to Ireland not only to make better money, but because they were sick of living in their home country (for a bunch of reasons). They simply like it here and tend to adjust the ones who are trying to make a small Poland for themselves here.

Regarding swans:

1. Swans aren’t considered saint in Poland, like they are in Ireland & UK, so we find the whole hoopla about someone possibly eating them funny. They’re prettier geese basically, and poultry aren’t the smartest of birds out there (mind that white eagle is the national emblem of Poland). OK, much prettier geese. Probably edible, but who cares? I bet Polish indifference to these stories is the extra shocking part.
2. Actually eating them swans by Poles sounds funny, because it’s just totally unlikely. Even if there was such case, it must’ve been isolated or falsely linked to Poles. Or who cares.

If a Pole can’t understand the swan problem, ask him if he’d eat an eagle or a stork. That might help them picture what kind of issue it is on these islands.

* “Why, if you’re so smart, isn’t your country rich?” - you can ask Poles who get on your nerves. I wonder what they’d answer myself..

By: NLPiker

NLPiker — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:51:20 +0000

Stop whining dude , pike taste great! , i also like to catch and eat em. here in holland people cant stop whining about eating fish. In Ireland it isent any different i see.

But i think it is hypocrite since they also eat fish from the market. Where does that fish come from? Out of the air? I am a panfisher, i am not taking every pike ,perch of zander but when i am in the mood and the pike has a legal size then i will take it for dinner.

Here in Holland we have a system , you pay for a licence every year and the government puts new small fish in the waters. If you leave the small fish in the water then there cant go anything wrong.

By: Bob Byrne

Bob Byrne — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 07:48:01 +0000

Jim: I don’t credit that joke to Billy Connolly, I read it in Budd Schulberg’s memoirs and it was in the 1930’s. Shit jokes are timelessly shit I suppose.

Luke: Old timey cock and balls rule; I saw a very stylised and sleek mickey sprayed on a wall the other day, the kids are being exposed to proper porn schlongs with angular bell ends. It’s the end of society really.

Da: you are a maniac

Collie: I was going to predict your comment and keep it in a sealed envelope with my solicitor because I KNEW you’d get in the ‘all fuck off home’ line! Collie is a pike fiend everybody

By: collieennis

collieennis — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 22:55:43 +0000

fuckers are eating all the swans too. yep hopefully when the bubble bursts here they’ll all fuck off home and let us fish again….

it happened in England in the late 80’s and their stocks recovered…

By: Papa Byrne

Papa Byrne — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 18:03:34 +0000

Dont get me started or I’ll be in Mcdonalds all night

By: luke

luke — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 15:48:28 +0000

i loved looking back at the old illustrated ones.
heh-heh “looking for pike in dublin”
i do admit i had that kind of liberal “er…” when reading this post and then i realised you`re talking about pike for feck sake!
i love the old-styley cock and balls on that pike,by the way