October 2nd, 2007
Jane Badler makes me do a sex custard
It has been bothering me for the past few weeks that I couldn’t think of or name my fantasy woman/pass card. I was rubbing one out to Nigella Lawson of all people and then I remembered Diana out of V.
Sweet Jesus. Nasty stuff. I remember being allowed stay up late to watch V and it was a badge of honour to be worn the next day in school if you saw it. I loved it, the pulling off the masks, the shoot outs and all the nutty stuff. But at the top of all this was Diana. Oh yeah, that scene where Julie is being tortured/mind probed in this tight white suit and you could see her nips was a highlight too but that snide bitch Diana could gobble my 7 year old Mickey Mouse anyday, all 2 inches of it.
UPDATE: Here she is
Neh, whatever. Here’s some other stuff found on the hard drive today. A mock up of the cover for of MBLEH issue 4 and a quick colouring in job I done while demonstrating the magic that is Corel Painter to a bunch of people.
I’m back on the Diana thing, I’m going to get Mrs.x one of those red V uniforms and make her pour red dust me and then I’ll rip off my face and then she’ll give birth to a scary but cute reptile baby and then I’ll drop a load all over Robert Englund’s face. Now THAT’s erotic. Glechk!!!!
October 2nd, 2007 at 12:44 pm
Oh yeah I remember that Diana. PHOOOOARRRR. Nasty piece of work, The star child looked handicapped when she grew up didn’t she? Was the young version played by that little fidget out of Poltergeist?
Sterling illo’s as always boss
October 2nd, 2007 at 7:18 pm
I was more into Buck Roger’s Princess Ardala… Why do sexy and evil go hand in hand?
October 2nd, 2007 at 10:58 pm
ah diana, i remember running out of the house and down the road to a neighbours when that lizard sprog was born, scared the shite outta me, and that terror was of coursed mingled with erotic s&m thoughts of diana, though it’s hard to find a lady who is willing to eat wee white mice these days!
damn you 1980s comics and sci-fi you have spawned a generation of pervoirts… Tyranny Rex! She-Hulk! Purity Brown (or any woman drawn by hinkleton) god help us
October 3rd, 2007 at 2:27 am
“I remember being allowed stay up late to watch V and it was a badge of honour to be worn the next day in school if you saw it.” SO true. I remember PRETENDING I had been allowed up a few times, so as not to seem like a drip.
October 3rd, 2007 at 2:39 am
ps. found this interesting link on how the wording of richard scarry books has been changed/simplified so that kinds don’t learn too many quirky or big words
http://www.boingboing.net/2007/10/01/differences-between.html
October 3rd, 2007 at 8:10 am
Hey boyz! Whew, yeah Cian I’ve written a 2 page comic about that terrible time in the 80’s when you weren’t allowed to see stuff but had to pretend that you did. Mine was Robocop. I had pieced the whole thing together from hearing other kids and then I’d make fun of the dopes who hadn’t seen it.
Yeah Lorcs, the lizard baby was mad!! I just remember the whole room recoiling in one big gasp when it popped out. It was still cute though. Yes Stewbie, the StarChild was played by that little kid out of Poltergeist and my all time 80’s fav Troll.
Bonzo you’re right. Evil=sexy. Rose West. Thanks for the dvds bro, really appreciated.
October 3rd, 2007 at 10:49 am
V was class - just one note from the intro and that red v on screen and you knew you had broke through the watershed into ‘real teevee’ with blood and explosions and nipples, remember dianas lippy blonde assistant? Dirty bitch. There was a class bit where diana slapped her with a nice put down and then went to a cage and bit the head off a budgie the way a cowboy would gollier into the spitoon.
It turned into dynasty in the end though when they all got settled down and were living with each other and the rebels were fighting the rebels.
October 3rd, 2007 at 6:51 pm
Ah it went completely gay in the end.The whole red dust thing with all the hot air balloons was a cop out. The directors commentary on the dvd answered loads of questions for me though. Like was there ever toys produced? There was a scene in an early episode where a kid played with a Visitor figure and Shuttlecraft and it drove me mad that they never appeared in the shops, turns out they were just prototype models for the full scale space craft.
October 3rd, 2007 at 7:57 pm
are you doin anything else in corel painter soon?
looks class
October 3rd, 2007 at 9:27 pm
That pic was drawn traditonally at the Abdereen Tequila launch muddafucka.
I do shit in corel painter EVERYJAYSISDAY. When I get the new pc up and running I’ll be posting those screen recorder videos again.