Fake tan and Bily Connolly
What's the beef with all these dopes and the proliferation of fake tan? Man, it's fuckin disgusting.
You see girls with orange blotchy faces and iodine-like streaks up their arms. It has to stop. Back in the day, pale and pasty skin was something to be proud of, it meant you were privelged. If you got to sit inside away from the sun it meant you had cash and didn't have to be out in all weathers scooping potatoes out of the ground. But this fake tan shit has to end. Hayley puts it on and she's pale and freckly so her face is golden brown textured like sun but her neck has more patches than a fuckin a pirate in an old sytle quilt (like that?)
I hate the sun. I used to always cite the Billy Connolly's quote 'My natural color is this....(rolls up his sleeve) Pale Blue' and it served me well when I was explaining my hate to people but that was before I reounced Billy Connolly. I used to love him, even bought a few of his music albums.
There are two main reasons why I can't stomach him anymore:
1) the constant reiterating that he used to be a welder and is a working class hero. Every poxy Parky interview and live gig he does he brings this up.
2) Idiots and the uninititated always say: " Oh I love Billy Connolly! I love the way he starts off a joke and then wanders off the point and then finally returns to it! He used to be welder too did you know that...?" This is bollicks. I got 6 0r 7 of his live gigs on mp3 and listened to them back to back while working on comics and with my spaztastic Rain man-like autism that makes me see numbers as foreign glyphs but makes me count the number of syllables as people talk, I plotted a chart and noted the patterns of this so-called spontaneity and its all by design.
I'm not dissing him for being a good showman, just the dickheads who can't see this.
So, in another massive contradictory statement I'll leave it there.
You see girls with orange blotchy faces and iodine-like streaks up their arms. It has to stop. Back in the day, pale and pasty skin was something to be proud of, it meant you were privelged. If you got to sit inside away from the sun it meant you had cash and didn't have to be out in all weathers scooping potatoes out of the ground. But this fake tan shit has to end. Hayley puts it on and she's pale and freckly so her face is golden brown textured like sun but her neck has more patches than a fuckin a pirate in an old sytle quilt (like that?)
I hate the sun. I used to always cite the Billy Connolly's quote 'My natural color is this....(rolls up his sleeve) Pale Blue' and it served me well when I was explaining my hate to people but that was before I reounced Billy Connolly. I used to love him, even bought a few of his music albums.
There are two main reasons why I can't stomach him anymore:
1) the constant reiterating that he used to be a welder and is a working class hero. Every poxy Parky interview and live gig he does he brings this up.
2) Idiots and the uninititated always say: " Oh I love Billy Connolly! I love the way he starts off a joke and then wanders off the point and then finally returns to it! He used to be welder too did you know that...?" This is bollicks. I got 6 0r 7 of his live gigs on mp3 and listened to them back to back while working on comics and with my spaztastic Rain man-like autism that makes me see numbers as foreign glyphs but makes me count the number of syllables as people talk, I plotted a chart and noted the patterns of this so-called spontaneity and its all by design.
I'm not dissing him for being a good showman, just the dickheads who can't see this.
So, in another massive contradictory statement I'll leave it there.
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