Being a lazy bastard and a person who has no problem spending 6 hours playing a video game but can't see the point in spending no more that 5 minutes preparing dinner, I've developed a
meal which undoubtedly be the taste sensation of 2006.

There's only so much toast/koka noodles/ Goodfellas pizza a man can take. So lissen dis:

Throw a pack of Minestrone soup into a pot, while its boiling put a load of couscous in and simmer while covering it with the bowl you'll be eating out of. That's only 2 things for you to wash, a bowl and the pot.

It comes out like the gunk that Robocop eats. Eat it.You'll be stuffed. Vary soup type.

I cant beleive I've just posted a recipe.