Girl refused Rizla in Tallaght, local comic artist horrified
Last week I was up in the local Centra, queuing up to pay for my Maltana bread. Two girls around 14 or 15 were on front of me, the cashier scanned all their crap and then one of the girls asked for a packet of Rizla. The Cashier who is an aulwun says 'Sorry girls, do you have ID?'
Yep, cigarette papers can only be bought now if you are over 18 apparently. That's fucking crazy! I'm sure some young legal dick could make their reputation on this one. Cigarettes and smoking tobacco kill, we all know that, but a packet of skins? Whose to say what a person is going to use them for. Legit and innocuous uses I can think of are:
1-It's a known thing among people who camp or go to festivals that you can wipe your arse with one finger and a few skins. If you're laughing you've never done it.
2- I went to school with a girl who used eat rizla, she'd chew on them like a pack of gum
3-Use a pack of skins to wash your face if you've woke up after a rough night away from home, try it, rub a skin off your nose and look at all the oily gawk that comes off.
By this logic you should need ID to buy tin foil lest you smoke some Gack off it.
Where will it end? Diabetics taking blood tests at the sweets counter? IQ tests to prove you
really are a thick cunt when buying The SUN?
I'm not even going to think about tampons on this one.
8 Comments:
if everyone who buys the sun is thick-how come it's irelands top newspaper-as for the rizla incident that shopkeeper should get a medal-if we can nip the drugs problem at source it will make a safer future for us all instead of the drugs are cool image which is prevalent in ireland
Bob sez: Totally agree with the idea of ID checks for booze and smokes. But as said, a pack of skins is the same as a roll of tinfoil, both harmless but both used for taking drugs. ID checks for tinfoil? Regarding the Sun, that just proves that most people are thick cunts who enjoy reading a celebrity gossip magazine which
claims to be 'Ireland's top newspaper'
they dont sell syringes in tesco do they and they r used in the smoking of h heroine drug-as regards the arts council have found them fair and a great boost to my fledgling pottery career-i come from from a well off background but that does not mean i am less entitled to receive grants from above-u have a chip on you shoulder because they in my opinion made the rite decision not to fund your hate filled diatribe
"You're absolutely right son(sic), you are more intelligent than most of the people you meet" fnord
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Anonymous said...
they dont sell syringes in tesco do they and they r used in the smoking of h heroine drug-as regards the arts council have found them fair and a great boost to my fledgling pottery career-i come from from a well off background but that does not mean i am less entitled to receive grants from above-u have a chip on you shoulder because they in my opinion made the rite decision not to fund your hate filled diatribe
1. they dont sell syringes in tesco do they and they r used in the smoking of h heroine drug
If you need a syringe to smoke your h heroine (sic), you should give me a call, I’ve converted a dialysis machine to help with my intravenous hash use.
BTW: heroin: foul shit, ruins lives and communities, keeps the underclass sedate
Heroine: fancy lady in distress, e.g. Penelope Pitstop.
2. as regards the arts council have found them fair and a great boost to my fledgling pottery career-i come from from a well off background but that does not mean i am less entitled to receive grants from above
Aren’t the arts council super, they saved daddy having to give you the money to start your pottery ‘career’.
You come from a well off background, therefore you didn’t need the grant. This is the main problem most people have with the arts council. They will happily give an illiterate woman (I guess you’re female- no man would call pottery a career) like you money to make hand crafted ashtrays, jars and other clay monstrosities, while many people I know who have a viable way of making money from their art who need just a little help so they can afford to take a week or two off from the 9-5 job they have to work to pay the bills, the arts council refuse to help.
3.u have a chip on you shoulder because they in my opinion made the rite decision not to fund your hate filled diatribe
If you bothered to look around the site, the funding Bob was looking for is for the Mr. Amerduke story. He was refused funding , then the hate filled diatribe came about. You have problems with cause and effect, missy.
Ahh! That felt good.
Please tell us where your pottery workshop it, I’m sure Clamnuts is looking for a venue for their Christmas party
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