What the fuck is up with men wearing pink t-shirts all of a sudden, you see all these medium grade hardmen brazenly strutting around dressed up in poodle pink. During the last spate of decent weather I saw dozens of them and judging by the contemporary fashion barometer which is the Dunnes Stores menswear department, they're in big demand.

It's since been pointed out to me that in the recent remake of Alfie, Jude poxy Law tells us that only true men can wear pink, that if you 'ooze masculinity' you won't be afraid of the gay colour. I couldn't give a fuck if I saw a dude wearing a pink shirt before but now it annoys me silly to think that these idiots have been waiting for the all clear and the approval from Jude shitstreak Law and LaCoste.

Ah, I don't know, remember Bertie Aherns fucktacular yellow suit? What message was he trying to convey that? Speaking of yellow clothes, during the summer I was walking down Dame street at night and out of the corner of my eye I caught a glimpse of a dude wearing a high viz jacket, nothing special I thought, just some security guard or whetever but then he overtakes me and I see that its acually a t-shirt made of the same glow in the dark piss colour as high viz. He was wearing this by choice. This is what the kids call 'fashion' presumbaly. I don't know what the fucks going on anymore, back in the dizzle, the only time you'd see that colour was on the lollypop lady or doled out in thin strips for cyclists. They give fluorescent clothes to paedo's dont they? Ah.......now I see what Bertie was trying to tell us.