Hayley was down the shops today and she helped some
old woman with her basket as she was struggling.
The woman thanked her profusely then
shakily open her purse saying she wanted to
give her a secret message.....



Yes my peeps, the Miracle Prayer of Repentance.
Photocopied and retouched in parts with a blue biro.
Now, the funny thing is if you're young and living
in Ireland this shit happens all the time, I was on a
bus last year and this pleasant aulwun asked me where
someplace was I told her and after some small talk
she whips out a 'holy medal' to give me. Seemed like
she was just hanging around on buses all day
with her free pass striking up conversations with
possible converts.

There was a woman that used to go around Dublin
covertly putting holy medals into record sleeves
of any vaguely evil vinyl. But scoff as I might,
I do the exact same thing with
the Shiznit, I'll ask someone for a light then
give them a copy.

But back to the Prayer of Repentance and
what makes this post-worthy.



Occult Practices: Yoga, Reflexology, etc

False Religions: Karate, New Age, etc

Karate is a False Religion now apparently. It's the
'etc' that cracks me up. You can see six of them
huddled around Vera's daughters type writter
banging this out. "I cant think of any more false
religions" "oh just put 'etc',
"they'll know"

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