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Tuesday, February 07, 2006

The Dubliner, The Arts Council and Blob Byrne (the pudgiest comic artist in Ireland)


There's a thing in the current issue of The Dubliner magazine about
the present wave of 'new creatives' emerging in this kip. Good piece
as it touches on the lack of monetary support from The Arts Council
several times and yes, I'm one of the little brats adding my whinge
to the whinge-pot.

Proper order though, it's about time we made the Arts Council squirm
and at the end of the article they issued a general statement regarding
funding shortfalls but (still) no direct addressing of my beef

And speaking of beef, of the roasted variety, man, a word of advice
to y'all: If you know you have a photo shoot on the 4th January, don't
spend your 2 weeks of xmas holidays sitting on your hole playing
Call of Duty with Guinness on a drip and eating the leftover turkey
and ham from 5 different households. And get a haircut.



But rest assured ladies I've turned that fat back into spite and will
now on insist on bringing my trademark energy dome for all future
pics.

I can also proudly announce that I'm still operating the
'fickle little wanker' approach to every Irish publication,
meaning that I diss and pour scorn on every magazine
or newspaper till they give me some coverage. Despite
having John Rocha on the cover, The Dubliner has some really
decent articles in it wedged between ads for Graham
Knuttel and feta cheese or whatever us trendy young
cosmopolitan dicks like these days.



Rocha the Hutt. Yeah, that's it John, distract them from MY big
fat head
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9 Comments:

ren said...

Ha! You fat cunt. Nah man fair play. At least your xmas clam-fat
disappeared, I'm stil lugging the selection box u gave me. Rocha no Wanga!

4:16 AM  
C. said...

Ever notice how much John Rocha resembles a Mystic from The Dark Crystal?

4:20 AM  
Anonymous said...

Rocco say: mmmmmmmm Juicyfruit!!

4:32 AM  
Poncho said...

you fat fock,lay off the marzipan

7:10 AM  
Anonymous said...

is that a transformers poster in the background, you loser! You may be able to shed flab (wanking in a sleeping bag?) but you still cant grow a beard

issue 2 is great

8:41 AM  
Anonymous said...

http://img151.imageshack.us/my.php?image=bobfat5in.jpg

11:11 AM  
Anonymous said...

john rocha's son beat me in a battle of the bands...

12:52 PM  
Stop. said...

Story Bob, I still can't get over the fact that my tax money is being wasted like this and that there is no way to investigate those shower of wankers.
Lead us all into some march on their headquaters or something. Give us some emails addys to spam the shit out of. I want us all to shout together to be heard over this disgrace.
It's like you said, they should be giving smaller amounts to more people.

5:01 AM  
clamnuts said...

Bob Sez:Here's the contact crap.
The Arts Council
70 Merrion Square
Dublin 2
Republic of Ireland

Tel: +353 1 618 0200

Callsave: 1850 392492
Fax: +353 1 676 1302


Check www.artscouncil.ie for the
email addresses. Nice one man. I've no speakers in work to check out your myspace tracks but will do later

12:14 AM  

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