Can I put toothpaste on my cock?
You have to love this. This is a screenshot from my webstat thing, the phrases that people use to find this site. Fairly representational of popular searches but the 'can I put tootpaste on my cock?' one is gold
If you have found this site by asking that question, the least I can do is answer it:
Yes of course you can put toothpaste on it. I have reason to beleive it will give a tingly sensation if applied to the nutsack. I had a of stint of putting Vick's Vapo-rub on my wang years ago and to be honest, yes it tingled but not really worth the effort. Put a sliver of ice down your japs-eye if you want a taste sensation, steam actually toot toots out and you'll shoot snowflakes. And ice-cream comes out of your bum. And you can sell the ice cream.
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If you have found this site by asking that question, the least I can do is answer it:Yes of course you can put toothpaste on it. I have reason to beleive it will give a tingly sensation if applied to the nutsack. I had a of stint of putting Vick's Vapo-rub on my wang years ago and to be honest, yes it tingled but not really worth the effort. Put a sliver of ice down your japs-eye if you want a taste sensation, steam actually toot toots out and you'll shoot snowflakes. And ice-cream comes out of your bum. And you can sell the ice cream.
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4 Comments:
Haha Vick Vaporub! I tried that one once when I was about 14 and exploring myself like the Columbus of Onanism. Panicked immediately. Thought the fucker was going get burned off. Never again did I try something like that.
Bob sez: Columbus of Onanism, I like it. Hopefully some American teenager will put a sliver of ice down his flute after finding this page. I think everyones done the Vicks and rode their Ma's leather coat. Hopefully
Fur coat actually, the right pocket to be exact. Quite like a small horse, but it was rabbit fur.
Bob sez: Nice one Goblin, you scruff. Everyone else is keeping quiet on this one. Discussions like this really make me reconsider getting a forum for this site
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