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Thursday, February 16, 2006

Frank Miller's Batman to fight Al Qaeda.

Frank Miller's Batman to fight Al Qaeda. By PapaF


Holy Terror Batman!
The name alone speaks volumes of the horrific potential behind an upcoming graphic novel from mainstream favourite Frank Miller. Holy Terror, Batman – we’re promised – will have Batman fighting international terror sensation Al Qaeda in an uncompromising story steeped in American propaganda.

Many professional artists (like corporations) stay in work by predicting future trends. What’s next years colour pallet? Fashion? Popular genre? We’re all familiar with the corporate tools to uncover what the future holds - Picture messaging is big, the next step is video messaging. Gangster Rap is due a comeback, give that kid a gun. Zombie comics sold last year so this year the companies hedge their bets towards werewolves.

Artists who like to consider themselves above corporate marketing models generally follow a simple rule :-

It’s all circular.

The next big thing is what the big thing X amount of years ago was. There is a war on that is having an effect on society. The last time that happened we had propaganda comics ergo we need propaganda comics now.

Batman vs. Al Qaeda could work in that it fits Miller’s model of Batman as a Noir Hero who must take action when his city is in danger.

Batman vs. Al Qaeda won’t work because Miller is continuing the midlife crisis that began with “DK2” and that has since turned into a death rattle with “All Star Batman” which is interesting as art only in seeing how a 50 year old man tries to reach out to young readers. There his formula seems to be:
Teenage character + 90’s pinup art style + hard dialogue = what kids want.

The circular model fails when it doesn’t take into account social changes – drawing Black Canary with her tits hanging out in All Star Batman doesn’t mean much to today’s 12 year olds who have ready access to internet pornography, not to mention to the many adult comic readers who have grown up since Jim Lee’s glory days and probably have access to a real live naked lady.

Propaganda is drastically different now than it was in the 1940’s. Then it was about being up front, in your face - now it’s about subtlety, about whispers, about “we think that they are planning this so you have to let us do this because they are dangerous and unpredictable.”



Will Batman vs. Al Qaeda work? - It depends on how it’s handled but Miller’s description of it as "a piece of propaganda," where 'Batman kicks Al Qaeda's ass.", makes me less than hopeful. There is a work to be made there – a western icon “battles” an organisation steeped in middle-eastern culturalism - but Millers insistence that it will be "a reminder to people who seem to have forgotten who we're up against," describes to me a book that will be little more than mindless.

Also, I fear that the book, which Miller has 80 more pages left to finish, may be outdated by time of release. I believe it’s interest from the mainstream media is only on account of the current furore over the cartoons depicting Mohamed and the actions that resulted from it.

Still, the book will sell better than Afgani heroin which will potentially drive the comics industry towards more of this sort of thing. We can only hope that the publicity that has resulted from the announcement has put a big target over Frank Miller’s head.

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Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Counterfeit Toys 1: Fake Lego

I love Lego, I love counterfeit/bootleg toys and I certainly
love this.


I got this last year in some gicky Euro-World. It's called
'Happy kingdom-Blue Sheild attack'. And in the finest
tradition of knock-off toys, the packaging is just
as important as the product. This fake Lego, made by
Wange Toys , is billing itself as an educational toy and
comes with following statement:

'Various change is beneficial to increase intelligence
illimitable originality to build happy childhood'

Indeed. For a while I'd pick up ANY bootleg toy
I'd see regardless of size and price until they
started to add up space-wise, so now I have to be
very discerning. During my binge I came across
every conceivable knock-off and cash-in from
Pokemon to Spawn. But this is the first fake Lego
I've seen. Maybe it's a sharp toy manufacturer who's
been keeping up with the continuing Lego patents
thing; Lego has been gradually losing it's patent
rights throughout the world and last year the
Supreme Court of Canada ruled that Mega Bloks
'has the commercial freedom to market their
construction bricks' which are compatable with
honest to goodness Lego blocks. Long winded pdf
version here

It's something I've always wondered about; how could
Mega Bloks and Kubricks operate legally if their product
obviously infringed on the Big L? Seems like it was a
mixture of copyright expiration and the fact that Lego
has evolved into something way more than a kid's toy
and passed into world consciousness.

Here's a story of how 10 tons of counterfeit lego was
seized and burned to heat homes in Finland
My views on the current state of lego are known.
Expect more Lego postings here in the run up to
the release of my Lego inspired comic saga



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New Lego is crap




Got an email from somebody who picked up issue 2 of
the Shiznit but had only heard about issue 1. He was
particularly interested in seeing my rant comic about
how the quality of new Lego has fallen.

Issue 1 (and all my other comics) are available under
the COMICS section of this site in pdf format, judging
from my statcounter thing, not alot of people are
viewing them compared to the blog so I'll gradually
post them all as single pages here. Man my Bono Files
has been virtually untouched

On with the rant, yep, New Lego stinks. I thought they
they were out of line when they added eyebrows and
lips to the minifigs but these days its seems they are
deliberatley trying to annoy me the with crappy new
style Lego.

Monday, February 13, 2006

Des Bishop is finally making me laugh



I've still yet to see Robbie Bonham's stand up but he's
shaping up to be a clam favourite. Just found this 5 page
comic about Des and Aidan Bishop on his site. Funny shit.

There's also one about Temple Bar's biggest cause of pedestrian
congestion David Mc Savage. With the amount cash that bloke
makes from the idiots who swarm around him he'll be busking
in a hovering chopper soon. We can only pray. Next time I
have to squeeze through that solid mass of easily impressed
ninnies I 'm going to pick pocket someone just to teach them a
lesson.

But back to Bonham, met him once and he's a swell kind of guy
so take a read of his Bishop story here

He also has a deadly rants section and a blog.
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Sunday, February 12, 2006

Waiter! There's a gnat in me cheese!!

Twiddleyboing! Man, a couple of weeks ago I was going to write a
gushing post about how great LIDL is, I bought some crazy shit
during my first visit and for the first time ever I got excited about
food shopping. Some of the packaging design is mad so I was going to
scan some of the interesting and weird products I got.

On Saturday last I was down there again with a trolley full of stuff
and I eagerly awaited to see how little it all cost, the Chinese check-out
girl said it was 100 quid and I happily whipped out the Visa. She then
starts shouting at me. I thought I won something the way the manager
came speeding over.

Turns out everyone was in a tizzy because I wanted to pay by credit
card, which LIDL don't accept. The two of them are making out like
I'm trying to fleece them. I eventually got them the cash from an
ATM up the road.

So be warned, LIDL don't take credit cards. Idiots.

At home I'm unpacking all the shit and thinking to myself, " They
may be a pack of dopes down in LIDL but the food is spot-on"
Then I look at the oversized pack of Edam cheese I'm holding and
I see a little squished fly INSIDE the fucking packet.




If it was Tesco's or Superquinn I'd be sorted compensation wise but
It'll be interesting to see how a 'no frills' supermarket handles this
kind of thing. I'll probably get a lifetime supply of plastic LIDL bags
or something. Stay tuned.

I firmly blame the Arts Council for this.

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