Life imitating joke
Heh. We all carry so many mental pictures, cues and references in our bwains. Ever have a memory of a dream and you can't tell if it was a real memory or not? Like you, I've tons of images in my mind that pop up now and then either unprompted or because you hear,smell or see something.
Punchlines to jokes, especially the wacky ones were you're fed the info and your mind
works out the silly visuals are always floating to the top. Last week I was looking for a picture online and I accidentally found an image which by all rights shouldn't exist, it was a screen capture from my mind, an image I formed in my mind when I was 10 years old after hearing a joke. It's crazy. I have photographic proof of a punchline. Weirdly the photo was in no way linked to a retelling of the joke.
Don't scroll down, read the joke and then look at the pic. It's a corny but goodie and I'd be shocked if you haven't heard it before. Copy and pasted and changed slightly.
A man is walking along a beach, when he walks past a young woman lying on a blanket, crying. The girl's face and figure are quite attractive, but she has no arms or legs. The man walks over and asks, "Excuse me, miss, why are you crying? Can I help you with something?" The girl looks up at him and says, "I'm twenty-five years old, and I've never been kissed! Would you please kiss me, like a man kisses a woman?"
The man leans over her, and they kiss for several minutes, which she seems to appreciate. She thanks him, and he gets up and starts walking away. But then he hears her behind him, crying even louder than before. Being a nice guy, he goes back and asks, "What's wrong now? You've been kissed. Aren't you happy?" "Yes, I'm happy that you kissed me," she says, "but I'm twenty-five years old, and no one's ever played with my breasts or my pussy."
So, once again, he obliges, and helps her out of her bathing suit, and lies down beside her. He plays with her for a while, which both of them enjoy. Then he helps her back into her bathing suit, and heads off again. Only to be brought back by her sobs, which are now louder than ever. "What now?" he asks. "I've kissed you, I've played with you, I've told you how beautiful you are. Aren't you happy?" "Yes," she says, "I'm happy for all that, but I'm twenty-five years old, and I've never been fucked."
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Punchlines to jokes, especially the wacky ones were you're fed the info and your mind
works out the silly visuals are always floating to the top. Last week I was looking for a picture online and I accidentally found an image which by all rights shouldn't exist, it was a screen capture from my mind, an image I formed in my mind when I was 10 years old after hearing a joke. It's crazy. I have photographic proof of a punchline. Weirdly the photo was in no way linked to a retelling of the joke.
Don't scroll down, read the joke and then look at the pic. It's a corny but goodie and I'd be shocked if you haven't heard it before. Copy and pasted and changed slightly.
A man is walking along a beach, when he walks past a young woman lying on a blanket, crying. The girl's face and figure are quite attractive, but she has no arms or legs. The man walks over and asks, "Excuse me, miss, why are you crying? Can I help you with something?" The girl looks up at him and says, "I'm twenty-five years old, and I've never been kissed! Would you please kiss me, like a man kisses a woman?"
The man leans over her, and they kiss for several minutes, which she seems to appreciate. She thanks him, and he gets up and starts walking away. But then he hears her behind him, crying even louder than before. Being a nice guy, he goes back and asks, "What's wrong now? You've been kissed. Aren't you happy?" "Yes, I'm happy that you kissed me," she says, "but I'm twenty-five years old, and no one's ever played with my breasts or my pussy."
So, once again, he obliges, and helps her out of her bathing suit, and lies down beside her. He plays with her for a while, which both of them enjoy. Then he helps her back into her bathing suit, and heads off again. Only to be brought back by her sobs, which are now louder than ever. "What now?" he asks. "I've kissed you, I've played with you, I've told you how beautiful you are. Aren't you happy?" "Yes," she says, "I'm happy for all that, but I'm twenty-five years old, and I've never been fucked."
"Never been fucked?" he says, "No!" she sobs. He bends down and says "Well, you're fucked now, the tides coming in" And off he walks.
Good imagery yes? Don't waste brain cells, here's the pic. Surely she's heard the joke, maybe that's the reason for taking the photo.
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