She's been pestering me for ages to put this online even though I've told her it'll get the slagging it deserves. I frequently tell her that she could really help out with the comics if she learned how to colour or even erase pencils for me. She's so cute, she always gives up erasing halfway through a page as it's boring. So in an effort to get involved she wrote me a comic script for me to draw. And what a comic it is:

There's too much to comment on here but my favourite bits are 'Super Slinky' and 'Bear fur cologne makes her go wild'. The Slinky bit apparently was added because it rhymes with Blinky and Dinky but their names wouldn't be mentioned in the comic! And 'makes her go wild', the sudden turn from a cute squirrel story to a racey coming of age tale is gold (chestnut)

She once spent a full day writing and drawing a one page comic called 'Frisky Biscuit' which I'll find and post. I love you, you nutty bitch.

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Over in AmsterClam a few weeks ago and they were selling 3 flarns for 10 Euro. Last time I was there it was 15 for 2. It has to be file sharing that's pushing prices down. Piracy has always been constant but the free availability of quality gooter has to have affected the industry.

I don't buy flarn anymore but at 3 for a tenner you'd be a fool not to. Below is a scan from the back of one of them. Yes you heard it here first:

Every one of these filthy cunts has a hole into raw hamburger"


You can't argue with that.
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