August 12th, 2008

Gay Sausages

SCARY MARY

Drew that for a free gay magazine around 50 years ago. I drew a series of them and this one is the only really funny one. I got a bit of kudos in the gay community for them but not enough to secure that much coveted reacharound from Gay Donal and his Fantastic Bum Patrol. Ah well.

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13 Responses to “Gay Sausages”

  1. Kyle Says:

    “Gay Donal and his Fantastic Bum Patrol” - why the fuck haven’t you turned this into a superhero strip? It has the potential to be great.

  2. Bob Byrne Says:

    Because I just made it up when I was posting you silly billy. So C’mon Kyle let’s get the ball rolling with the gay stories. Any Gay experiences you want to share?. I have a few. I went to KD Tunstall last year to name one.

  3. luke Says:

    ARGGH!my brother`s name is Donal!

  4. Kyle Says:

    Hmmm. I dunno, there was the phase I went through where I commented on whether my friend’s shirts were nice or not but later I realised it was just my innate appreciation of hawaiian shirts making itself known.

    Does listening to Screeching Weasel count? They’re not exactly a gay band, but I’ve heard loads of rumours that Ben Weasel funded the band by starring in gay pornos when money was tight (arf arf!).

  5. Kyle Says:

    Also, is KD Tunstall some cunning linguist combination of KD Lang and KT Tunstall? Or am I just gaining extra gay points for mentioning both of them? (And possibly getting even more gay points by feeling obliged to mention that KT Tunstall does a rather good cover of Walk Like An Egyptian….)

  6. Bob Byrne Says:

    Whatever her name is! You’re racking up the points there though man. Neh, she’s not the worst but it was a faggy move on my part. Commenting on friends clothes isn’t gay, borrowing them is. I’ve eaten 3 Raisin yorkie things today, they’re the business.

    So nobody paid a homeless kid for hand relief up at Hueston Station no? I can’t be the only one

  7. Kyle Says:

    Ah bob, it’s only really gay if you get someone else’s cock up you. Mind you, unusual orifices still count, so you can’t the old “It’s doesn’t make me gay if he only put his cock up my nose” line. (Which reminds me, there’s a south park episode called “Cartman Sucks” which you should watch; even if you don’t like South Park it’s got some hysterical moments - go http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cartman_Sucks for info, but you can probably download the episode from the likes of mrtwig.net).

  8. luke Says:

    is that the episode where cartman puts butter`s balls in his mouth for a laugh and then everyone thinks he`s gay?sorry for the spoiler,but I really think that`s one of the episodes where south park really cracked good comedy.
    Hand relief at Heuston station?noone`s done that,you fag!
    I`m a Connolly Station man meself…

  9. Kyle Says:

    That’s the one luke, I particularly liked cartman’s desperate plea to Kenny: “Putting someone else’s balls in your mouth doesn’t make you gay, does it Kenny?” (muffled response) “It makes you VERY fucking gay!”

    Kyle’s explanation of how to reverse the gay-polarity was gold as well.

    As for station preferences, you fuckers have all the luck. I can’t try that shit here in London, the amount of people getting stabbed for random shit like having a face means I’m scared to go outside some days, much less go soliciting random gay shenanigans…

  10. luke Says:

    hey bob,I just read your new twisted tales.
    it`s shit.only joking,it`s the buisness

  11. Bob Byrne Says:

    Ah nice one, I didn’t know it was out!

  12. thomas Says:

    my girlfriend used to be adamant that you were only gay if you took it, you could give it as much as you wanted and be striaght but taking it automatically made you gay, so technically a striaght guy could bum a gay guy and not be gay, She’s english so i guess they do things differently over there

  13. Kyle Says:

    Interesting - so if you had, say, a fella who likes his bird to ride him with a strap-on that would make her a straight bloke and him a gay man?

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