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August 12th, 2008 at 8:56 pm
“Gay Donal and his Fantastic Bum Patrol” - why the fuck haven’t you turned this into a superhero strip? It has the potential to be great.
August 13th, 2008 at 1:06 am
Because I just made it up when I was posting you silly billy. So C’mon Kyle let’s get the ball rolling with the gay stories. Any Gay experiences you want to share?. I have a few. I went to KD Tunstall last year to name one.
August 13th, 2008 at 8:13 am
ARGGH!my brother`s name is Donal!
August 13th, 2008 at 5:34 pm
Hmmm. I dunno, there was the phase I went through where I commented on whether my friend’s shirts were nice or not but later I realised it was just my innate appreciation of hawaiian shirts making itself known.
Does listening to Screeching Weasel count? They’re not exactly a gay band, but I’ve heard loads of rumours that Ben Weasel funded the band by starring in gay pornos when money was tight (arf arf!).
August 13th, 2008 at 7:55 pm
Also, is KD Tunstall some cunning linguist combination of KD Lang and KT Tunstall? Or am I just gaining extra gay points for mentioning both of them? (And possibly getting even more gay points by feeling obliged to mention that KT Tunstall does a rather good cover of Walk Like An Egyptian….)
August 13th, 2008 at 10:07 pm
Whatever her name is! You’re racking up the points there though man. Neh, she’s not the worst but it was a faggy move on my part. Commenting on friends clothes isn’t gay, borrowing them is. I’ve eaten 3 Raisin yorkie things today, they’re the business.
So nobody paid a homeless kid for hand relief up at Hueston Station no? I can’t be the only one
August 13th, 2008 at 10:50 pm
Ah bob, it’s only really gay if you get someone else’s cock up you. Mind you, unusual orifices still count, so you can’t the old “It’s doesn’t make me gay if he only put his cock up my nose” line. (Which reminds me, there’s a south park episode called “Cartman Sucks” which you should watch; even if you don’t like South Park it’s got some hysterical moments - go http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cartman_Sucks for info, but you can probably download the episode from the likes of mrtwig.net).
August 13th, 2008 at 11:00 pm
is that the episode where cartman puts butter`s balls in his mouth for a laugh and then everyone thinks he`s gay?sorry for the spoiler,but I really think that`s one of the episodes where south park really cracked good comedy.
Hand relief at Heuston station?noone`s done that,you fag!
I`m a Connolly Station man meself…
August 13th, 2008 at 11:07 pm
That’s the one luke, I particularly liked cartman’s desperate plea to Kenny: “Putting someone else’s balls in your mouth doesn’t make you gay, does it Kenny?” (muffled response) “It makes you VERY fucking gay!”
Kyle’s explanation of how to reverse the gay-polarity was gold as well.
As for station preferences, you fuckers have all the luck. I can’t try that shit here in London, the amount of people getting stabbed for random shit like having a face means I’m scared to go outside some days, much less go soliciting random gay shenanigans…
August 14th, 2008 at 2:06 am
hey bob,I just read your new twisted tales.
it`s shit.only joking,it`s the buisness
August 14th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Ah nice one, I didn’t know it was out!
August 14th, 2008 at 8:41 pm
my girlfriend used to be adamant that you were only gay if you took it, you could give it as much as you wanted and be striaght but taking it automatically made you gay, so technically a striaght guy could bum a gay guy and not be gay, She’s english so i guess they do things differently over there
August 14th, 2008 at 11:29 pm
Interesting - so if you had, say, a fella who likes his bird to ride him with a strap-on that would make her a straight bloke and him a gay man?