This was drawn in hospital waiting room a few weeks ago. I got the idea after wondering if there’s a term for the type of photo that is obviously taken at arms length. You can see the slight raise in the collarbone and shoulder. I’ve done it, everybody’s done it.

The other thing is wanking in space. I believe it’s been captured on film in some high budget porno, where they go up high in a special plane and you get a few seconds of weightlessness. I’ve always thought about it.