Hey worms, gotta run. Be sure to check out the new clamnuts site next week for a slew of good posts, I’ll be expanding on some other childhood things in text form. Spread the word, put twitters on your myface pages, carve urls into your friends arms with a compass. After 9 months or so of a blogging and ranting absence my readership has gone way down, I know you want to keep this your dirty little secret but trust me, the more people reading, the more wacky shit I’ll confess to

UPDATE: Check the comments for an official response from my Da. I didn’t even know he was reading this shit!