I’ll never forget the weird thrill of being in the police car driving to Pearse St with all the commuters looking at me. I had already begun to work on a plan to get out of this, if they gave me a phone call I could call an older friend and get them to pretend to be my Uncle or something but mostly I was in shock.
That little red haired security guard in his gay Hard Rock Cafe shirt, he was such a weaslely looking scrud who obviously didn’t make the grade to become a Garda. He officially barrred me forever but in fairness, in the 10 minutes it took for the copper to get there he told me that I seemed polite and civilised compared to the usual brats he got. Anyway, around 2 years later I was back in Virgin mooching around and I see him sidling up to me doing his thing. I sez to him ‘Excuse me, what time does do you close at?’ and he turned white and walked away. I’m such an outlaw.
[...] Third part of I wuzz nicked is up on Spazzmoid today. [...]
Another brilliant job evoking teenage life in Dublin in the late ’80s (?), this strip is a classic. I had a similar experience courtesy of Fred Hannas, and boycotted them until their well-deserved demise.
Heh, i really like how innocent you drew yourself at the bottom there.
You also draw a really accurate Culchie Fuck. I should know.
Yeah but man, so far in the story do you think I should have been nicked? I was sort of innocent. In the next page I have a halo
Ah no man, you didn’t actually steal anything. Why the hell should you be done for changing the price?
Well, I believe it was right to be arrested, it IS stealing but it’s the most acceptable,wussy form. Everybody has done it but they’d never try shoplifting because thats bad
Why would Duke Nukem want to steal some shirts?
Heh yeah, I originally thought he was an undercover but he was just stealing shirts from Penneys like the rest of us
Errr, that culchie fuck reciting off the section watever, had a very very similar experience ’round the same age, fucking awful.