This was drawn in the dark. Yeah so I’m put into the cell thing and this fruitcake in a leather jacket is put in for stroking from Virgin too. He had the gall to use a vice grips to remove the security tags. Her gave a fake name and tried to make a run for it, even I wanted to kill him. 16 years old with a bank card, posh Dublin accent, he probably went on to join The Thrills. Them gicknahs.
The other lad was Ray, he was shitting a brick over his Da coming in to release him and when I saw his Da I was sorry for him. We lived out in Tallaght so after my Da got the call he had to catch a bus into town which takes around an hour. I just sat there and waited…Seeing the girl go in in her civvy clothes and then come back out in her garda uniform blew my mind. Nasty.
Funnily enough, I spent most of my childhood nicking stuff from shops in Aberdeen. I also was with me mad mate ‘grub,’ when he boosted £200 worth of quality art books from a lovely old shop that has been turned into a Hugo ‘Heil’ Boss, store. I don’t do that now of course, that’s naughty.
I never as much got looked at, so I can only assume that you must have looked really suspicious. Were you wearing a stripy top and a mask, or something?