Hey worms, gotta run. Be sure to check out the new clamnuts site next week for a slew of good posts, I’ll be expanding on some other childhood things in text form. Spread the word, put twitters on your myface pages, carve urls into your friends arms with a compass. After 9 months or so of a blogging and ranting absence my readership has gone way down, I know you want to keep this your dirty little secret but trust me, the more people reading, the more wacky shit I’ll confess to
UPDATE: Check the comments for an official response from my Da. I didn’t even know he was reading this shit!
Ha! the disapproving face on wee bob in the bottom left corner, classic.
bottom right corner, goddamit.
Whoa whoa whoa, rewind this comic. Your Da and your Uncle made a drink with dog food, the pill etc for this woman and she drank it? Thats sick. What was that story you had on the old site about somebody drinking a yop full of jizz or something? The Byrne family needs help
Which one of us is sadder? I recognise all the Star Wars figures.
Great ‘Bloing,’ by the way.
Yes Stu, I remember it so well ‘What are you doing Dad?’ ‘Go away! Grown up stuff’
Suzy…the Yop story wasn’t me. It was my little brother, I’ll let him retell it. I had nothing to do with it. In the dog food cocktail there was real alcohol as well, Tabasco sauce, pepper etc.
If I ever print these Mr Clark, I’ll definitely redraw the Star Wars figs properly. That whole story about the ‘found’ figures is another story that I’ll do in illustrated blog form next week on clamnuts
Bob- It was a curry
happy days Another day I met the two of them in the square while I was eating natchos piled high with japalenos and true to form they asked me what I was eating and could they try some as it would be the first time they tried them. I told them the way to eat was to take at least 6 slices of peppers and pop the into the mouth. Both of them did this simultaneously and I watched their faces getting redder from the neck upwards and their eyes popping out of their sockets like two cartoon characters eventually they exploded- running around trying to open the cinema doors to get into the toilets to drink some water- I’m still laughing as I type this- it was the funniest thing ever. But it didn’t stop their moochin’
Ha! Everybody this is my Dad. So it was a curry with the contraceptive pills and dog food? But I distinctly remember you and Gerry blending up a drink for her. Yeah I wasn’t there for the jalapeño pepper incident. Mooching bastards the lot of them.
The drink was to wash down the curry- more tabasco than wine
“I told them the way to eat was to take at least 6 slices of peppers and pop the into the mouth” – oh, now that’s just evil… evil *genius*, that is! Hilarious
He was responsible for all manner of dodgy pranks like this. He made dangerously spicey pop corn to give to the kids on Halloween to name but one