Sex with teddy bears
January 4th, 2008

Sex with teddy bears

What you never humped a teddy? Lies!

It’s true though, after years of fantasising about actual sex I find myself thinking of my skewed innocent misconceptions with fondness. Now I’m confronted with the stark biology of labias and vulvas, hair and textures. When I imagined sex as a kid, the snatch was just a vague area that would make everything better.


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  1. Luke says:

    JESUS CHRIST!

  2. stu says:

    beautiful.

  3. Jim Connolly says:

    Classic stuff. A mate of mine once admitted to shagging his Bertie Basset toy as a teen. Imagine nailing the big sweet man

  4. Boz Mugabe says:

    Ha… probably says infinitely more than the blundering self important spiel of 1000 marriage therapists!!!

  5. Heh; really like this one.

    Hope yer gettin on alright in Spainland.

    Dec.

  6. Bob Byrne says:

    Funny because its true. No it really is true. Spain is a pain in the hole right now to be honest

  7. Rini says:

    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!! just saw this drawing!!hahahha

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