The tour de france of Spain goes directly past my house up into the hills and a helicopter has been perched around 20 ft above my studio for over an hour and it’s killing me. Ah well the daily fireworks have conditioned me to sudden loud noises. From around 8pm onwards people start letting off rockets and bangers as part of local festivals. It’s mental.
I’m going to a bull fight on Monday so maybe Uncle Spunk will be a bull coaxed on by a giant jizz rag next week. I have a t-shirt here that I’ve been wanking into since I arrived and it actually is rigid. All the ants in my studio must feast off it so now there are little Bob tadpoles inside tiny ants. And that makes me happy.
They should make a movie of this with Freddy Highmore and Robin Williams, whose face could be C.G.I.ed into the spermy gloop.
Dirty bastard! ;D
Hey I’m just telling it like it is. Fugger I’m googling Freddy Highmore now, I presume he’s a High School Musician?
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